Madonna the Masochistic sheep

She used to be called Esther, but Jules decided that since Madonna had decided to change her name, he would even the world out by renaming Esther, Madonna. And we would like to think that she took it quite well, or at least thats what we tell Jules. The thing about Jules is that he has alot of time on his hands, when he’s used to having none. Ever since the farm went bust and his son moved out, slowly slowly the animals started dying out one at a time. To tell you the truth (and don’t tell him I told you) Madonna/Esther actually died a long time ago, but we pretend it was a different sheep and carry on, but we won’t do that again, firstly because this madonnna is a bit strange… she seems to like the electric fence. Every now and then we’ll hear her shock herself and then bleat loudly and Jules will run outside and shout at her. Its like they’re an old married couple, its their routine. Oh I forgot to mention the other reason we won’t name any other sheep Madonna, there are no sheep left. In fact there are no cows, geese, pigs, horses or chickens either. There’s nothing, actually, just Jules and Madonna.

 

Part 2 coming soon…