I don’t know whether I should tell you this… Jules would be annoyed at me. I’m going to tell you anyway… you know how it used to be, Madonna would shock herself Bzzt ‘BAA‘ and Jules would run outside and shout “DAMNIT MADONNA!” It was their thing that they did every morning. Now, yesterday morning was no different, Bzzt ‘BAA‘ “DAMNIT MADONNA!” and then Jules went back to sitting by the phone like usual, but what was unusual was that at about midday it started to ring, Ring Ring now Jules isn’t used to this to tell the truth he only bought the phone to speak to Chris… who never calls so had never recieved a phonecall before. Ring Ring He looked panicked, what if it was Chris, what if he did the wrong thing and couldn’t speak to him and Chris thought he didn’t want to and never called again. Ring Ring. He grabbed the reciever and shouted down one of the ends the only word that he could. CHRIS!?. I’m not sure what the phone said back, but I do know that it wasn’t Chris… Jules’ face dropped in an instant.
‘When did this happen?’
‘When is the……’
The phone went dead. Jules didn’t understand, he began shouting down the line. ‘HELLO?’ ‘WHERE WILL IT BE?’ ‘WHEN?’ Then when he realised what had happened he just shouted ‘I HATE YOU’ over and over again while slamming the reciever into the base, I thought he was talking to the person on the other end but he was infact talking to the phone. He shouted and his hand now punctured with shards of plastic was bleeding and he was crying. A lifetime seemed to pass before ran out of energy to shout and ran out of phone to beat into the table, it was just his hand against wood, and he slumped back in his chair. I didn’t know what the phonecall was about, but I have a feeling Madonna did, Bzzt ‘BAA‘… Jules was just staring right ahead his eyes glazed over like he has lost all concept of the outside world. Madonna tried again, Bzzt ‘ BAA’… he blinked, though im not sure if it was in reaction to her or not. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Several minutes later you could smell burning, then the fuse must have tripped because the buzzing stopped albeit too late.
A few year ago it was Jules and Chris, then lately it was Jules and Madonna, but now, now its Just Jules.